AISubs v3.7
Hello everybody and welcome back to SideQuest and to Dark Souls and to the catacombs and to death all around me.
So I think we're getting toward the end of this little area.
And I'm hoping to find...
a great scythe around here somewhere.
I was told this was the place to find it.
And I may have already missed it, I hope not.
But I may have.
Huh.
Well, alright.
Forward!
Okay, no boss.
Just moooore skeletons.
Gonna die, buddy? All right.
So if their eyes are glowing, does that mean that they're gonna be -- oops --
does that mean that they're gonna be respawning, or...
Well, they're respawning either way, so I shouldn't be...
gettin' into this.
Aaaah, not good.
Not good.
Very not good.
Very bad, in fact.
This is all bad.
Everything about my current location...
is inopportune.
Oof.
Poke the dude with the lanterns in here.
'Cause if not, I may be in trouble.
[laughs]
Whoa! Easy!
Ow.
Oh, great.
That is not the guy with the lantern.
Lantern guy, are you over here, maybe?
That's not a scythe.
Or a lantern guy.
Lantern guy...
Did I leave me alone?
Oh, they are! Cool.
Still, though.
Ehh.
Okay, they're not actually leaving me alone.
And I don't actually wanna deal with this guy.
But I may have to.
Oh.
Come on!
Leave me alone!
Shoo!
Is the lantern guy back here somewhere?
Maybe this way...
No!
Ehh!
Not in the mood to fight a titanite demon down here, especially when I can't get rid... of the... eh.
All the skeletons... plaguing me.
Ah, that's another head. Not good.
It's all bad.
Ehh!
Let me through!
Is it back here?
Wooo-kay!
Beg your pardon?
Ugh! Don't let me get in here!
Oh, come on! What was that? What was that?
And why can't I get this item? I want it!
Jeez!
Place is bonkers!
Ehh!
Let's see if I can very slowly and carefully deal with this problem.
I don't think I can without the, uh...
lantern guy dead.
Let's see if I can at least get the item.
Well, it's a ring. Great.
Not quite what I was looking for.
Go, go, go!
I just wanna get out of here!
This is chaos!
[laughs]
This is ridiculous chaos!
Help!
Where do we even go from here? Oh, come on!
This hardly seems fair.
Ugh, come on now.
Let me through.
Oh, come on!
This is ridiculous.
Whoa, oh no!
[laughs] Okay.
Hardly fair. [laughs] Okay.
Wow.
Well, I'm actually amazed I lasted that long.
Where is the dude with the lantern?
Geez.
Okay, well...
Let's try this again.
Oh boy.
This time, let's see if we can find the guy with the lantern before...
...things go completely off the rails.
Maybe he's past the Titanite Demon...
for all I know.
Well, let's look. Let's ask nicely.
That could work out.
No, but it is an item that's of no use to me, so at least that.
Thanks for the item, sucker!
I think there's a floor down there, but I can't see very well and I'm nervous to just jump into places.
Is there not a ladder or anything? Oh, okay, there's a ladder. Good.
There is a ladder. Let's investigate.
Quickly, quickly! There we go.
Stop annoying me!
Whoa!
I am not a fan of these pitfalls.
Eesh.
Doo-doo-doo...
Climb. Okay, that wasn't climbing. That's just falling.
Which is like faster climbing, where you die.
There you are.
You are in trouble!
All of you die now.
You're skeletons.
You're supposed to be dead.
Okay.
Hey, skull lantern. What does that do?
Wait. Hey!
Don't you come attacking me
when I'm trying to look at stuff!
Go away!
The nerve.
Okay, item.
Um...
binoculars, yay.
Uh...
Where is the thing?
And the stuff. Where is this thing?
Skull lantern.
Oh!
Is it a... like a talisman?
Basically?
Lantern type.
Huh.
Dropped from his long beard locks,
this lantern alights the tomb of the giants. Nito's light,
devouring domain of death.
Also serves as a fire damage strike weapon.
Oh, okay.
On the side.
Did I miss that scythe?
I'm gonna be real sad if I missed that scythe.
Yeah, what are you? What are you? What are you?
What are you?
I beg your pardon.
That was weird.
You're dead though, right? You're not coming back? Okay, good. Where's your friend?
That's fine.
Next!
Come on.
That's fine.
Gotcha. All right, you're down.
Can I fit in here? No. Okay.
Whoa, hey! Whoa, where did you come from?!
I didn't invite you.
Come back here. I'm taking you out.
I've got a much more worrisome problem to deal with.
Ow.
All right, not liking this.
Let's run back here real fast.
Nice, got a cool little shield thing, though.
That's good and that's bad, that's very bad.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo.
This is not good.
Aw, come on!
That's all right, that's all right.
I'm learning.
[footsteps]
So here's an interesting question.
Do the lantern guys revive?
I worry that they do.
Yes, they do. Okay. Gotta go take care of that.
Boy, that is a nuisance.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Running ahead, running through here, down the ladder...
Get down! Stop it!
Thank you! Good enough!
Here we go!
Hey!
Guy's not here.
So they do die permanently, I just haven't found the one up there yet.
That's a nuisance.
All right, I would like to manage to kill off all the other guys in here before dealing with the knight, if I can.
Yeah, that's... really annoying.
Wait, did you survive?
That is not a thing I need right now.
Ah, nuts!
[toilet flushing]
Don't like the spinny wheel guys very much.
Eh. I probably shouldn't have tried to just run past them, but...
That's alright. Eh.
Ah, bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Yep, okay.
Gotta find a better approach for them. Hmm...
Ooh... hadn't noticed that before.
I'm gonna try it.
I might be able to drop down in there.
So first...
off to this side...
Heh!
And then off to this side and here we are! Nice!
My scythe! Yes! Woo! Got it!
Hooray!
Now I just need to upgrade it a whole bunch!
Whoa, hey!
Fresh!
Uh, it just occurred to me and I should have noticed way earlier, if they don't give me souls when they go down, then they're not gone, they're just gonna come back.
I need to find...
the lantern guy around here.
'Cause this whole stretch is... a mess.
Agh!
I just don't see anything!
Now to very carefully navigate this area.
We'll go slow, we'll take our time as best we can if these idiots won't keep respawning.
Agh, hate 'em!
Okay, slow and steady.
Then once the wheelie guys are gone...
...then I'll deal with the knight.
And then I'll move on.
Slow and steady.
There's a little path...
that goes nowhere.
I know there's more wheel guys. Where are they?
Slow and steady. Okay!
Got those back. Let's go deal with that knight now.
And hopefully I won't die and have to redo all of this again.
I'll try not to. There he is.
Come on down here, buddy.
Let us fight!
[toilet flushing]
There we go. Much easier when you don't got wheelies everywhere.
Black knight greataxe, white tightknight chunk...
I'm getting all kinds of great weapon upgrade things.
I should probably...
...start looking to upgrade more stuff.
Especially this scythe. I'm really looking forward to using that.
Giving that a try, once it's...
...upgraded to a decent amount of damage.
Ooh.
Here we go.
What awaits?
Okay.
A little anticlimactic, maybe, but...
Wow.
Okay, this is pretty cool, at least.
Um...
This seems very unsafe.
And I don't think...
I just know, as soon as I get down there...
...they are all going to revive...
...and I'm gonna be in huge trouble.
Ugh. Messy.
Couldn't even give me a ladder, huh?
Alright.
Oh boy.
Wow.
Pinwheel...
Ah! Hello.
Interesting. Okay.
And a really cool design, too, I must say.
Okay, it's multiplying and that I don't like.
Ah!
Easy does it. No rush.
I can't tell if I'm missing or if they're just - ah! - illusions.
Yee! I need to pay attention.
Gotcha! Gotcha! Ha! Yes!
Alright, that wasn't so bad.
"By the rite of kindling, you may now kindle beyond the normal limit." Awesome! Yay!
Awesome!
I expected - "mask of the father," that is cool - I expected much scarier for a cutscene - for a full cutscene boss.
Maybe I just lucked out, though. Maybe that's just an easy one.
Let's check that face mask thing.
Mask of the father.
[wind howling]
Good for magic defense, I guess, but... I mean, no better than what I got.
One of the three masks of the pinwheeled necromancer who stole the power of the gravelord and reigns over the catacombs.
"This mask, belonging to the valiant father, slightly raises a quiplet." Oh, that's kinda cool.
Interesting.
So now what?
Can't see exactly how I'm meant to get out.
Climb up? Oh, here we go.
Tucked in a corner, I see.
Alright.
Not too bad.
Not too bad at all.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Got really dark all of a sudden.
Not sure I like this.
We will venture further into this mess next time.
But I am a bit worried.
Ugh.